root beer

only the best soda EVER!!!!!!

me: I LOVE ROOT BEER!!!

by root beer lover April 28, 2011

jim root

jim root is a guotar player for the band SlipKnoT... he is awesome!

you: wow hear that guitar solo. its grate!
me: yer..thats Jim root!

by silje marie bryhn July 16, 2006

Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018

Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

by makerofdefintionsmydude August 2, 2019

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011

Rooting in the trough

1. When an organism willingly and proudly lowers itself below its normal sanitary conditions for its own pleasure.

1. Don't get in my car you disgusting fiend; you've been rooting in the trough all day!

by archbishopsixth June 28, 2012

root-honk

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.

I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!

by the big dog July 12, 2006