Bob smells very good.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021
Get the Bobmug. A name used for naming anything or anyone you don't know the name of, you forgot the name of or you don't want to tell somebody else the name of.
Why of course I can tell you their name... It's Bob
No, I didn't forget your name, I just like calling you Bob...
Don't bother introducing yourself, I'm gonna call you Bob.
No, I didn't forget your name, I just like calling you Bob...
Don't bother introducing yourself, I'm gonna call you Bob.
by DorritoPapyrus November 26, 2018
Get the Bobmug. 
Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019
Get the Bobmug. by User 3749 February 14, 2019
Get the Bobmug. He is the most powerful being in the universe. 10% of his power can destroy the earth. He is the best god bridger known to mankind. He has over 200k subscribers on YouTube. (You should sub to him) 0.0000001% of his power can destroy the best of Minecraft players. He also is the best editor know to man. His power comes from abacatos from mexico. Bob is also the god of all penguins. His accomplishments include; hitting 1 trillion cps (clicks per second) becoming the best penguin, becoming famous on YouTube and acquiring youtube rank, which he can proudly abuse. To sum everything up, he is a god.
by Arthurppi2 June 26, 2021
Get the Bobmug.