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Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
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Mr Moses

Mr Moses is a kind, warm hearted man who loves his children dearly. He is very philanthropic and will not hesitate in doing the work of God.
by Lakoto January 26, 2021
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Moses Knuckle

This is the opposite of Moose Knuckle in boys. Its when the men who guard the ass fort are being seperated by a thonglike structure and protrude from each side like Moses parting the sea of swimmers (testes).
Wow.. that guys grapesacks (euro-panties) are totally giving him a Moses Knuckle.
by Buck McNasty October 5, 2009
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moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham
1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
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Anna Moses

Amazing girl, so sweeet and kind to everyone.
Anna Moses is amazing

im just like Anna Moses
by AnnalovesKyle! December 18, 2010
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The Moses’ Special

When a guy spreads a woman like the the Red Sea.
“Wow, man. I really gave her the Mosesspecial
by Goblinbabe August 4, 2022
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