pullin a woody

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

by 700002 December 2, 2009

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Food Woody

When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.

For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!

by bbarroo December 27, 2019

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Spicy Woody

The act of putting a jalapeno seed in your pee-hole

My girlfriend gave me a Spicy Woody last night

by MR.BuNgLe™ June 6, 2019

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wooly woody

curly pubic hair around the male genitalia

geez man trim that shit you've got a wooly woody

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

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ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

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