Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006

coin slot eyes

Describing the eyes of a Asian person and there unique look

The new Chinese student was bullied for his coin slot eyes

by Gorrila from the south April 6, 2017

coin slot maneuver

when a person imitates the eyes of an Asian person

Hunter just did the coin slot maneuver at Chen, what a racist.

by shaftscouter January 8, 2021

Portland Slot Machine

Placing a number of coins, preferably quarters, in your male partner's anus, and vigorously jerking them off until the coins shoot out. This is called "hitting the Jackpot."

I gave my hubbie a Portland Slot Machine last night, and he's still crying.

by SteveMcMann September 24, 2016

Oyster in the slot machine

An old mans soft penis in a beautiful young woman

"He's pulling out the ol oyster in the slot machine."

by Robiththeeslobith February 12, 2018

slot machines

The slot machines are the hypest. They ride some bicycles and shred the gnar on a regular basis. On many occasions they have exploded things with their minds simply because that is what they are capable of.

The Slot Machines ride at dusk!

by SM01 November 27, 2007

slot car derby

THE WORDS WORST MINIGAME ON EARTH WHO THOUT IT WHOLD BE A GOOD IDEA TO DO THIS AND THEY MADE A FUCKING SEQUEL AND MADE IT RETURN 1000000000X WHY NINTENDO WHY

"what shold we play?

"mario party 1"

"you mean that game with imposible minigames like slot car derby"

"DONT EVER SPEAK OF THAT GAME."

by lol144 October 24, 2017