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Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016
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pooter-stitcher-upper

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.
He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.
by C.M.S. April 28, 2005
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Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.
When a guy coughs up a loogie into a girls vagina while eating her out. Her pussy then becomes a mucas infested pussy also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.
by Matt Shaffer September 14, 2008
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pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary
by The justin__ July 26, 2016
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shooter pooter

wondering what will come out of your pooter after shooting the entire contents of ones refrigerator
"Hey man drink some soy sauce, now some mustard, now some mayo, now some syrup. No, don't shoot the yogurt! It's mine!"
by Cmack November 14, 2003
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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
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Pooter Slut

A girl who farts out of the vagina while having sex.
Emily is such a pooter slut! She farted so many times!
by EzioReilly December 20, 2014
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