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Charm-Plex

An asshole with a charming complex i.e. Charm-Plex
The irritating asshole on a party bus who you have to work with the next day.

An energetically smashed windbag on a party bus.

This is the person who gets the party bus pulled over for dancing on coolers – to lady gaga, a scene, the only scene that is far more effective than reciting the pledge of allegiance for ridding morning wood.

Mickey: I hate going to work the morning after… is it too much to avoid him?

Jenney: Morning after? Him? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Mickey: Honey, Bob got completely pissed at the game, it’s a good thing he’s got a charm-plex or i’d call in sick.
by Bad-Wolf113 June 29, 2010
mugGet the Charm-Plexmug.

The Lucky Charm

After placing a handful of multi-colored peanut M&Ms in one’s anus without the knowledge of the top, the bottom then climbs onto the top and pushes them out onto his chest or face while saying, “Taste the rainbow, Bitch!”
This top was being a real jerk, so I gave him the lucky charm.
by Alqualonde March 25, 2021
mugGet the The Lucky Charmmug.

chunk charm

An adorable baby child that is covered in beautiful baby fat and is loved by all.
OMG I can't take it. Look how adorable that baby is. She is such a chunk charm!
by mirylo June 5, 2016
mugGet the chunk charmmug.

Charm Monster

A person whos "working it" bigtime all the time.
Refrence is for men mostly who are otherwise also known as charismatic "players".
These people be working their charms or mojo to seduce you into whatever situation profits them.
Charm monsters are usually well versed in the art of social navigation, one-on-one interaction,seduction or "luring you in".
I'm digging the charm so far ..total bummer if its the charm monster
by Kundalinite November 15, 2010
mugGet the Charm Monstermug.

dick charm

When someone's douche bag antics become part of why others like them.
I don't know why I like that asshole James. I guess he just has dick charm.
by luke6377 January 1, 2013
mugGet the dick charmmug.

Maiyi Charm

A Mai Charm is a charm that let's you know that you are being watched, when ever and where ever. It is as small as a baby mouse, and resembles the actual Maiyi Sakino in a chibi form. It gives you luck on and rubs high self esteem making you feel like a good person no matter what kind of mood you are in. It is a little screaming fan doll that clings to you even if you don't want it to. It is given the moment Maiyi Sakino lays eyes on you and will not disappear unless you cause harm to her. If that happens you will be curse for 1000 years, you will be forever sick, unloved and dying from a flesh eating disease that will take away your flesh painfully and slowly. It will rot your core, eat out your eyes and leave you as dust in the middle of your bedroom floor. If you lose your Mai charm (Become out of touch with Mai) She will find you, hide in your closet and kill you because you have lost her.
Maiyi Charm is a doll that is willing to fan girl about everything and anything about you.

Maiyi charm is a doll that will follow you like a true stalker even if you do not desire it.

Maiyi charm is a doll that will fuck you up if you lose it or break it. That is a warning.

To sum it up Maiyi charm is a stalking doll, that will fan girl about you day or night, watch you in your sleep, wake up with you in the morning, clean you in your shower and do everything with you no matter what.
by TheWtfFangirlOfYourLife December 9, 2012
mugGet the Maiyi Charmmug.

ankle charms

Alludes to the weight and pendulous distension in one's ball bag, resulting from sufficient neglect from one's lover and a failure to blow a load.
My ankle charms are killing me babe, can we excuse ourselves from Sunday dinner with your parents and do something about this?
by Niko the Turk May 27, 2018
mugGet the ankle charmsmug.

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