seizure time

Seizure time is a time that occurs at either 10am or 10pm. It involves two or more people either keyboard smashing or having a seizure because they are gayly gay. It symbolizes either friendship, love, or an intense religion involving seizures.

“Oh my, it’s seizure time!” Kaylin said.
“It is?” Aliyah replied. “You know what that means.”
“haiwnwvswishebuhspqbsbzheoqb” they both typed for a full hour.

by Nxghts June 22, 2019

ashyleptic seizure

ah-shee-LEP-tick SEE-zh-ur (noun)

an occurance that occurs when ashy reads JESAUS and somersaults off their chair and dies.

harper: *types jesaus*
ash: *has ashyleptic seizure*

later, at the funeral:

ria: "wtf happened?"
harper, in tears of laughter: "they had an ashyleptic seizure"

by trashy._ash December 15, 2020

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017

epileptic seizure

Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.

Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.

by QuacksO November 23, 2018