Mustard Precum

That watery shit that comes out before you squirt your mustard

I just shot so much mustard precum. It's gonna ruin my weiner

by Joeyfromtheblock March 11, 2015

Cumdog with mustard

me

I am the one and only Cumdog With Mustard

by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021

mustard hustle

Sudden diarrhea when not near a toilet. You better do the mustard hustle.

"That chinese food and cheap beer gave me the mustard hustle"
AKA diarrhea while joging

by threehundo83 August 17, 2011

Mustard Snack

When one is performing fellatio or cunnilingus on a partner and the partner has an explosive diaherra episode.

I was so excited to finally get to eat her out and the bitch gave me a mustard snack!

by RacerX69 August 13, 2011

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

chunky mustard

n. noun. Adjective.weed some good weed, not the stuff you bum off of your friends weed you smoke to achive a perfect high, delving into a Katt Williams Philosophy that once in your system nothing matters, almost always kush weed

man gone off collard greens and chunky mustard!
this is thicker then some chunky mustard

....what?

by Elkdog June 30, 2009

knuckle mustard

A fluid like substance originating from the penis of a overly tall half asian male.

Yo Chris you just got knuckle mustard all over Jonny's butt pussy.

by The Punanilope September 14, 2007