Johnny Cage

A nutbuster.

There is no wonder from where Cassie Cage inherited this nutbusting x-ray move...Well,surely from Johnny Cage's nutbusting finishing brutality.

by Yang_Lee_Badass May 23, 2015

Wet Johnny

Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.

Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?

by Matt Crabbe September 16, 2007

Johnny Sins

A man that has done the impossible, he lived in a poor family with his other family members working in the military hopefully gaining a dime for their efforts just to survive. Johnny dropped out of high school at the age of 15 and worked as a pizza delivery man to gain money for his poor poor family. Eventually he signed up to be a plumber, then a police man, a military veteran, then a firefighter. After that he went back to school to gain his degrees and he became a teacher. Sadly, he had cancer and lost all of his hair, his family cried over him in his "Death Bed" every day, hoping for it to be just a silly nightmare. But Johnny, survived his cancer, he became a doctor and cured cancer so no one had to experience what this chad experienced. He then got married shortly after and worked as a teacher in school, teaching kids and teens about Maths and Sex Ed. He then decided to become an astronaut and explore many planets, this man's life story shows how we should never give up even when life is hard on us.

Plus he also did all of our moms

Johnny Sins is my dad, people mistake people for being fatherless but it's because our father is working really hard guys

by DDLCYuriFanboy May 24, 2022

Johnny Morning

The "Morning" for someone who is hungover and has been out partying. The afternoon for everyone else.

Apparently the phrase was spawned in awe of a rowdy kiwi guy named "Johnny" who went hard every night out and whose name is now legend and synonymous with kiwi drinking culture.

Son stumbles into the living room at 2:43pm
Dad: "Johnny morning son"
Son: "Errrrg I'm never drinking again"

and

Two mates wake up in a trashed hotel room with no memory
"Johnny Morning bro, what the fuck happened last night?"
"I don't know, lets go get a fucking bacon sandwich"

by Vagos June 20, 2013

Johnny’s mom

A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.

Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom

by RealDefinition12828 October 15, 2021

johnny otis

Someone who has more meat than Arbie's

Girl#1 :Omg its Johnny Otis

Girl#2 : Girl I heard he has "THE MEAT!"
Girl#1: " mmmm yes girl I bet he tastes better than that sandwich on that new Arbie's commercial"
Girl#1andGirl#2 : HAHAHA "JOHNNY.......HE HAS THE MEAT!!!!!

by Themeatisstrongwiththisone May 11, 2017

Johnny-T

A UK slang term for a cannabis Joint

"Hey, light that Johnny-T"
"I'm gonna roll a Johnny-T soon"
"Oi, wake up. Here Have this Johnny-T "

by idkmanbutnotusedbysomeoneelse June 07, 2020