A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
Get the Minge Guardianmug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 3, 2025
Get the .9.The Celtic Guardian ¤are¤ The Dark Magician.9.mug. A very cool member of the zombsroyale community that is no longer active. Said to be the son of "Guardian_", Guardian's daugther is the coolest member in the server.
by anonymous August 20, 2024
Get the guardian's daughtermug. a person that watches over you 24/7. Never leaves ur side and is always there for you. Takes away ur pain and makes you feel happy. When you are with them all you’re problems go away and you feel happy. Guardian angel protects you with their life and always makes sure you are safe. They will give their own life and tell god to take them first if he has too.
by Raven411692 March 23, 2020
Get the Guardian angelmug. by Sans from fallout 4 February 20, 2023
Get the Overseers guardianmug. Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
Get the Guardian Readermug. A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
by noscopethepope May 1, 2017
Get the party guardianmug.