The idiot representing himself kept saying how "traumasized" he was due to being a douchebag and dick shrinking when the cops confronted him as a suspect.
by Rico82 August 8, 2017
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1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
by BA Epstein November 29, 2006
Get the Mama Trauma mug.Temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the anus from wiping one's butt to hard and/or deep.
Mother of 3-year old child: "Why is Benny screaming?"
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."
Father of 3-year old child: "He says his butt hurts - I think I wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma."
by sfdave May 26, 2010
Get the wipe trauma mug.Post traumatic down syndrome - a condition that mimicks down syndrome that is directly caused by Trauma.
by Michelle Gee April 20, 2021
Get the Post traumatic down syndrome mug.Person 1: GRGRGRHGEGHHHHRGHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCKKKK-
Person 1: What’s yo snap?
Person 2: What..
Person 1: GIVE ME THE SNAP.
Person 2: Okay, okay, please don’t hurt me or my family.
Person 3: That’s some traumatic rizz.
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCKKKK-
Person 1: What’s yo snap?
Person 2: What..
Person 1: GIVE ME THE SNAP.
Person 2: Okay, okay, please don’t hurt me or my family.
Person 3: That’s some traumatic rizz.
by Funky Punk January 25, 2023
Get the Traumatic Rizz mug.1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson
3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.
She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.
by BA Epstein November 11, 2008
Get the Mama Trauma mug.A sudden burst of unpleasant imagery or phrases in order to traumatize someone or just generally disturb them.
John: I'm gonna hit you with a traumahawk!
Sarah: What's a -
John: YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX
Sarah: OH GOD NO STOP IT
Sarah: What's a -
John: YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX YOUR PARENTS HAVING SEX
Sarah: OH GOD NO STOP IT
by Sergeant Turdwhilst September 17, 2011
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