the rubbing of ones "grundle" on someones mouth leaving pubic hair in their teeth. The piano part comes from the dark hairs in contrast of the teeth, which should be white.
"I gave this girl a sweaty piano the other night. for the next week she complained about pubes in her teeth."
by aLox August 13, 2006
Get the Sweaty Pianomug. Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.
by WendellFong December 20, 2013
Get the sweaty fartmug. Ashton: Bucky, Plumms is really getting on my nerves.
Bucky: Ya I know. I think you should give him a sweaty bobby.
Ashton: I will!
Bucky: Ya I know. I think you should give him a sweaty bobby.
Ashton: I will!
by funny man. April 2, 2010
Get the sweaty bobbymug. by penisadult November 16, 2021
Get the Sweaty Carlosmug. When a particularly large man engages in sex with a unusually small woman and completely engulfs her in his body, while at the same time sweating profusely and making loud grunting noises. During the act of a Sweaty Nelson the man must constantly spill dip spit or intentionally put used chewing tobacco on the participant, it may even be used as a lubricant.
by Dr slippyfist January 15, 2014
Get the sweaty nelsonmug. by SublimASIAN July 5, 2014
Get the Sweaty mouthmug. A word used by chavs and hipsters to describe somone who listens to Rock or Metal music, as chavs and hipsters have absolutely no taste in music.
by CorruptedBigC15 January 17, 2013
Get the Sweaty Bashermug.