Sweaty Piano

the rubbing of ones "grundle" on someones mouth leaving pubic hair in their teeth. The piano part comes from the dark hairs in contrast of the teeth, which should be white.

"I gave this girl a sweaty piano the other night. for the next week she complained about pubes in her teeth."

by aLox August 13, 2006

sweaty fart

Gas emitting from the minimally wet sphincter. Usually during post workout. Can also occur when one's anus crack is too large to be effectively cleaned, has not been cleaned for a prolonged period and a large Mexican food meal has been consumed.

Dirk Chiseljaw finished his 500 rep bench press and promptly melted his spandex with a sweaty fart.

by WendellFong December 20, 2013

sweaty bobby

the act of sticking ones hand down there pants and rubbing it on someones face

Ashton: Bucky, Plumms is really getting on my nerves.

Bucky: Ya I know. I think you should give him a sweaty bobby.

Ashton: I will!

by funny man. April 2, 2010

Sweaty Carlos

Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.

Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night

Me: stop we're only work friends

by penisadult November 16, 2021

Sweaty Basher

A word used by chavs and hipsters to describe somone who listens to Rock or Metal music, as chavs and hipsters have absolutely no taste in music.

Chav 1-Yo bruv u seen dat guy in da metallica tee?

Chav 2- Yo Man watta sweaty basher!

by CorruptedBigC15 January 17, 2013

Sweaty mouth

When your mouth starts to produce a lot of saliva, usually followed by vomiting.

Just thinking of the smell of the rotting fish gives me sweaty mouth.

by SublimASIAN July 5, 2014

Sweaty Freshman

When one has sexual intercourse with the armpit of a passed-out female, such that the jizz dries and looks like deoderant.

Dude, last night I made Jessica a sweaty freshman!

by abjpm2009 July 29, 2009