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Mech Soviet

A huge asshole that I've been friends with for a while
Me: Hey soviet
Mech Soviet: *Either says something racists or funny*
by Lieut November 29, 2021
mugGet the Mech Sovietmug.

Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.
"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"
by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018
mugGet the Soviet of the unionmug.

Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.
I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
mugGet the Soviet Coffeemug.

Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
mugGet the Soviet City of Seattlemug.

soviet happy days

A kafkaesque scenario where you don't jump shark; shark jumps YOU!
Welcome to Soviet Happy Days, Fonzie. You put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.
by Orangeboxman December 12, 2016
mugGet the soviet happy daysmug.

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
mugGet the Soviet simbamug.

Soviet

I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me
by Covert Rage November 3, 2021
mugGet the Sovietmug.

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