When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.
Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.
Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.
by The Glunk December 19, 2011
when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis
by Meatball60 December 10, 2006
by isaacrocksmysocks December 06, 2007
i wanted to get her attention so i pulled out the sneaky parrot -- i launched it across the room and it gently landed on her shoulder
by jellym April 13, 2011
The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.
Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.
Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
by Shrimp Hands May 02, 2013
A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.
by SALEEN58L July 18, 2008
When a guy places a hat, commonly a snapback, over his genitals and then takes a photo to upload on Facebook.
by djs1124 November 18, 2011