A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area
by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 07, 2009
by Speghetiieater June 08, 2019
An alter-ego that only appears when someone is absolutely shitfaced. The alter-ego has a completly different personality and does things they eventually regret in the morning. The person is usually blackedout and usually pukes alot.
by TPK4life May 17, 2011
A washed up- been around every block- ho; leaving her goods blown out like a sloppy boot.
A loose goose.
A loose goose.
by Deputy Red August 21, 2017
by Dunk Willbery May 22, 2005
When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.
by Fatman joe October 11, 2018
When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin
by Evilelf March 27, 2004