shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag

"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"

by Loisbois82 January 26, 2008

Shitty Thomas

A knockoff of an original.

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.

by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011

Baby Sitter

Designated non tripper who makes sure nothing bad happens to friends while using LSD.

Stan will baby sit with us when we trip.

by Gruver December 30, 2003

sittin pretty

laid back,no worries,chillin

we were sittin pretty in the v.i.p. in envy.

by bobby vicente January 19, 2005

Shitty Pants

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

by 1234509876 August 26, 2009

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012