salem

fat fucking cat.

salem is fat as fuck get her on a diet.

by delulu69 February 11, 2025

Salem

Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.

Wow, that person's so nice, so much so that they remind me of Salem!

by bella : ) June 28, 2023

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Salem Techsperts

The greatest technician that’s ever lived.

Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.

by Rafitimba June 11, 2024

salem's love

kei. my pride and joy, my other half, mi media naranja

oh, yeah? well ... my love is better than salem's love..?

by divinitezz May 29, 2024

Salem

Salem's the type of guy to put a ruler on his pillow to measure how long he sleep. Nonetheless, he is the charm of every room hes in. Every girl falls for him. Literally. Also he loves to SMD.

Ah hello Salem

by Flloyd_Jondt December 6, 2021

Salem(The person)

A super hot and sexy person that is madly in love with Rex(the person)

“Hey did you hear about Salem(The person)”

by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021