Salem

Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.

Wow, that person's so nice, so much so that they remind me of Salem!

by bella : ) June 28, 2023

Salem(The person)

A super hot and sexy person that is madly in love with Rex(the person)

“Hey did you hear about Salem(The person)”

by ThatTransMan June 29, 2021

Ahmed Salem

He is an amazing person once you get to know him, he is also a freak who is really horny. He is best friends with Amr And Mazen. He is also really funny but skinny which lowers his confidence

Hi Ahmed Salem you are so funny

by Gold hero October 28, 2019

Salem Fast

Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".

Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.

"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher

by Doctor W October 26, 2011

Salem

Salem is a nice 16 year old who then became one of the wierdest and most cruel person i know In college. We went through so much together but he just changed

Salem is a sus man

by Arnold Dilingwhy January 31, 2022

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Salem

Salem is the kind of person everybody wants to be friends with. She is popular, friendly, and has a great sense of humor. Salem loves animals almost as much as she loves people, maybe more. She loves, animals, reading, and being creative. While she jumps around friends often she can be counted on to be a loyal bestie. She has a unique aura that people are drawn to and sometimes has a hard time with all of the attention. She probably also has really pretty eyes that match the brightness of her personality. She is very easy to talk to and people tell her all of their secrets which she does her best not to spill. Salem is definitely a friend worth making.

A: Who's that girl everyone's talking to?
B: That's Salem

by pokémonboy November 13, 2023