Geritol Popper 

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

Geritol Popper by binydeamon March 23, 2009

Melon Popper

A head shot or to blow someone's head off (can be used when playing shooting games eg COD)

It's melon popper time!

Melon Popper by SJM13 June 2, 2011

Vest Popper 

Ammunition capable of piercing armor.

Armor piercing rounds.

Vest Poppers was introduced in Mobb Deep's "One of Ours"
"All of them are filled to the top of the vest poppers, we can get it on with america's best coppers."

It doesn't matter what type of armor you wearing, if you get hit with the vest popper its over.

Vest Popper by warng October 28, 2011

Cork Popper 

One who has taken someone else's butt virginity

"Yeah bro I finally bottomed for the first time - the cork popper left me unable to walk for three days!"

Cork Popper by cactusmug69 July 24, 2019

Top popper 

Some that gives head so well it “pops your top”

Paul is a top popper

Susie is a top popper

Top popper by Retro diva September 22, 2019

soda popper 

a weapon for the scout class from valves team fortress 2 it is a side grade to stock

its main gimic is the hype meeter that goes up uppon dealing damage

scout1: i like the hype meeter for the soda poper
gaben: nerfed the soda popper
scout1: NOOOOOOO

soda popper by sniper nate October 21, 2020

Pussy pimple popper 

When you shave and you’re left with pimples and razor burn

Omg I shaved yesterday and got razor burn I’m gonna look like a pussy pimple popper

Pussy pimple popper by Roseballs October 25, 2019