You are at an impossible stage of boredom. There is nothing you can do now. You have the supreme power of boredom. ALL HAIL TO THE LORD.
You:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321
Everyone:*Bows*
Everyone:*Bows*
by _-_~-~ March 19, 2023

by The Boredom dude September 13, 2023

When somebody reaches a level of boredom so unfathomably, immeasurably, and extraordinarily high, this, on a very rare occasion, will be typed into the search bar of some poor soul's computer. You’ll know when you’ve typed it.
Strange floating mask thing: "You must finish your work, Carl."
Carl: Ok
*types "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1``24680=wryipsfhk;zcbm."*
Everybody: *dies*
Carl: Ok
*types "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1``24680=wryipsfhk;zcbm."*
Everybody: *dies*
by SquidThemedPseudonymGoesHere November 5, 2023

Just DEATH. Just somebody LITERALLY DYING for their sanity to be figured. Literally QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM, MNBVCXZLKJHGFDSAPOIUYTREWQ, QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIKOLP, PLMOKNIJBUHVYGCTFXRDZESWAQ, and literally more.
man 1: i'm bored....
types (`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\iuytrewq=-09854321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~)
types (`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\iuytrewq=-09854321`~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~)
by Silic17 April 19, 2024

You are so bored you dont know what to do. So, you type every key on your keyboard in order ,then backwards and then the alphabet in order, then backwards.And the result is this abomination:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Me:*Is bored*
Also Me:*Types,`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
The Computer correcting my spelling: ERROR ERROR ERROR *EXPLOSION*
My brain: hahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHA
Also Me:*Types,`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
The Computer correcting my spelling: ERROR ERROR ERROR *EXPLOSION*
My brain: hahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHA
by HoooooHaaaaaaHeeeeee. April 19, 2024

When someone is bored to death
I was so bored that I typed zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxzasdfghjkl;'';lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop\\poiuytrewq`1234567890-==-0987654321` into the keyboard
by Some very bored person August 24, 2025

/.,mnbvcxzasdfghjkl;'\poiuytrewq`1234567890-=
by Numberskull sub to me August 19, 2024
