Climatic Philosophy

Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.

My climatic philosophy is to stop smoking in order to be environmentally friendly.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Forward Philosophy

directional philosophy developed fully acknowledging the possibility of undergoing a philosophic pursuit in an objective state of mind, as well developed as possible in every different aspect containing the sub-disciplines in philosophy. A direction developed with every tool, techne’, and school being eclectically accounted for in their chosen merits.

I always tend to use forward philosophy as a direction when writing a new technique in philosophy.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011

Philosophy

An activity concerning the inquiry of knowledge that we still use to get dates with nerds we otherwise have no respect for.

I wasn't sure it would work, but when I told that nerd I was in a philosophy class about Sartre, she squealed like a pig for me.

by The Goodman Scholar May 24, 2016

Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

experimental philosophy

bullshit

Peter: Hey John, I'm studying experimental philosophy!

John: That's cool! I studied bullshit too in college!

by Tjizin April 13, 2024

philosophy hoe

a person who gets off on philosophical discussion and arguments; a person who loves to bring up philosophical or political points and debates for no fucking reason in any discussion they can.

Not to be a philosophy hoe, but Plato says a good citizen and a good person are different.

by ruffdesperado3 January 30, 2020