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Orientalism

A phenology that views Christianity and Islam as contraposed in a latent conflict requiring imminent resolution.

In contrast to meta-Zionism (messianism) which views Christianity and Judaism as contraposed in an Oedipal conflict.
Orientalism is most locally associated with the work of Bernard Lewis.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019
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dick orientated

when a women is so straight it hurts.
by remains2009 November 23, 2020
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oriental firetruck

A sex act in which a minimum of three Asian men, whilst fucking a white woman, must pull out, run around the woman two times, and reinsert their penises... This occurs every five minutes typically signaled by an alarm
Dude Chang, Kim Jong Il and Mao performed the Oriental Firetruck on Britany for like 2 hours...
by Vag Madge May 22, 2016
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Seeing Oriental

The feeling you get when you empty an Oriental flavored Ramen Noodle seasoning packet into your mouth.
Guy1: Dude, did you just eat all of that Oriental powder?

Guy2(you): Yeah dude, I'm seeing oriental.
by RAcaseal fag January 19, 2019
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myspace oriented

when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page
Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list

Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous
by calaburrito July 10, 2009
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Chronophilic Orientation

A romantic or sexual orientation tied to a chronophilia. For some chronophiles, their sexual or romantic orientation isn't the same when it comes to adults VS minors. For example, a non-exclusive pedophile could be attracted to children of multiple genders or all genders while only being attracted to one gender of adults. This implies that there may be a separate sexuality or romantic orientation for some chronophiles that only applies to people within their chronophilic age of attraction.
I am normally straight but my chronophilic orientation is gay.
by Shugunou February 17, 2023
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Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.
Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.
by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023
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