You, Me

When you and your bro go to the gas station to get some sushi...

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH. Y'know what that means... Fish orgy! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bear handed, bear... NAKED!? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. Revolution? Overthrow the government? UH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT (which I didn't know you could do...) Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, turned into the sun. UH OH, looks like the METH is kickin' in. seizure noises

by whoingodsnamecaresanymore December 11, 2023

run me everything on you

To rob someone, like a "show me your pockets".

X:"Hey lad, what's good?"
Y:"I am good, leave me alone please."
X:"Oh, i see you acting though, run me everything on you before i wet my man up!"

by RXRES August 30, 2022

You, Me, Fish Station

The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.

Credit to The Partygoers!

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station

Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

by EEEFIN September 8, 2023

uhm! excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸

A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when they’re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. It’s typically used to express admiration for someone’s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone

Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸"

by abc902332 February 27, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Talk TO Me All YOu Want<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025