Monty

A hot sexy women with a real fat ass and she has all the boys hook. She not to smart but she has looks.

Guy: OMG did you that girl she had a huge ass that must be a Monty

by Roxy808 May 17, 2018

Monty

You will always find this person eating something. Generally they will be the chillest person you know. They are often attracted to feet. A Monty tends to have multiple talents and has a knack for playing more than one instrument.

I just saw a guy running around campus barefoot while eating instant noodles, he's such a monty

by Fora Erdem June 29, 2023

Monty

"doing a Monty" is the act of taking a photo of yourself in front of a full length mirror to post on Instagram in order to "flex" your "garms".

Clashing colours are advised. For maximum effect, dungarees should be worn.

Hey man I did a wicked Monty the other day, I wore my dungarees and looked like I was still in preschool. Got bare likes on the 'gram.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

Monty

Monty is a very kind and funny person, who can also be a total moron. He’s very dirty minded and his mouth gets him In trouble a lot of times. He is very trustworthy. He seems to be all jokes but he can be very serious at times. It seems like he never gets mad but he might fuck you up if your a bitch to his friends.

Girl 1) who’s that weird white boy over there
Girl 2) oh that’s Monty

Girl 1) oh he looks pretty decent. Do you know him?
Girl 2) yeah he’s my Bestfriend. He’s a moron.

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021

Monty

Monty is a care giver and never lets some one be sad for more than a second. He is the kindest person I know you will ever meet!

Where is Monty

I need Monty

I love Monty

We Love Monty

by SouthWestRose June 26, 2022