1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
Get the metrically handicappedmug. person one: hey have you heard black sheep by metric?
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest
by shadowcatxo November 16, 2021
Get the Metricmug. A unit in the Metric Fucktonne system. The measure of fuckweight exactly 2.20462 fuckpounds in the imperial fuckton system and are used in context to imply quantity of force put on an object going toward the ground. Although this term is relatively rare now because Metric Fuckton supersedes the Metric Fuckilogram making the Metric Fuckilogram redundant.
Q: Who says "Metric Fuckilogram anymore?" A: The fucking retard who wrote this goddamn definition that's who.
by Your pseudonym Your pseudonym November 14, 2018
Get the Metric Fuckilogrammug. A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
by deepchurch November 10, 2021
Get the pan-metric idealismmug.