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imbibitor lunae

Imbibitor Lunae
also known as Dan Heng, the high Elder of the Vidyadhara

Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of Dan Heng’s asshole. I just get so hard looking at him. I would let him shoot water into my dick hole and have him cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of his horns. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to him. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. He is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.

I have done countless cum tributes to Dan Heng IL. I want him to come out of Honkai: Star Rail and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be his toilet forever if i could just see his dirty stinky horns and make him rub it all over my face. I am a pig and his horns are piles of mud.

I cant play my favorite game Honkai: Star Rail because every time he appears I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every Vidyadhara’s dick in Xianzhou Luofu just to have his horns be rubbed all over my dick and my face.

I seriously think about just killing that stupid Blade. He is getting to fuck him every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick his horns. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take Dan Heng and have him queef all over me.
Person 1: Imbibitor Lunae is so breedable i just want to correct him
Person 2: Agreed - proceeds to plap plap IL
by DanHengkinny August 25, 2023
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Deyner Luna Sosa

That’s a Deyner luna sosa
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Luna Iva Wang

“ugh that boy is such a luna iva wang
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Luna bar girl

Similar to a granola girl in that she generally likes being outside and being active but likes being conventionally attractive enough to never dirt bag it out of her van due to a lack of regular hot showers.
Mary is too tidy and pretty to be a granola girl. She'll go rock climbing on Saturday but still wants to look hot and get a martini with Chad on Sunday. She's more of a Luna bar girl.
by A-terrible-time December 23, 2021
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my dog Luna

she’s the best dog EVER, she can be a diva but she’s the cutest doggy ever
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Luna's Boat Song

*To the other person to write a definition* Yes it is a good song and the game is the shit but this isn't the place for those kinds of "definitions"... ;D
Example of what I'm talking about:

See Neverwinter Nights. Yes the game is the shit but it isn't the place for that.
by Demonic Crusader July 21, 2004
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Little Lonely Leaf Luna

Little Lonely Leaf Luna is a thing that stays up all night doing art and watching TV. Little Lonely Leaf Luna, or Danny, is a thing that has existed for quite some time. This is an updated description of it!
You: Little Lonely Leaf Luna, why are you up at 11AM with no sleep!?
LLLL: Cats.
by DannyMailManny March 9, 2022
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