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Car Loan

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 3, 2022
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loanning

in case when someone is in come of owning something and obsessively don't want to give it back
-I'mma loanning this girl forever
-Just keep it
-I'm addicted to her blue eyes
by ketch-up February 17, 2009
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Charlie Lee Loan

When someone takes out a long-term loan to fund their crypto trading endeavors. After they get rekt, they think of Charlie Lee (Litecoin founder) with every repayment made on the loan.
He took out a Charlie Lee loan to buy a bunch of Litecoin and Galactic Ape NFTs. Now he's stuck paying it back after getting rekt.
by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021
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Street Loan

A request for a loan in American currency, for the return repayment in large denominations of foreign currency, especially Mexican peso or Vietnamese Dong, which greatly short change value of money given.
I just suckered a bro into a street loan, we be tight with the ladies tonight, all drinks on me.
by hoodratsoupcan July 2, 2016
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party loan

Over-drafting your bank account with the intent of eating the fee and living off the cash until your next check. Often done when one needs to "party" before one is paid.
"We don't get paid until Monday, looks like I'll have to take out a party loan."
by wastecase89 November 8, 2014
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defurred loan-payment

Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P
by QuacksO March 2, 2021
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M Loan

that guys a real M Loan
by prenz123 February 11, 2022
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