ligger

An annoying teachers pet typically named Liam. They are the type of people who clap when the plane lands, remind the teacher of homework after she forgot, cover their test answers, and more.

Liam is such a ligger.

by Vinel Season June 18, 2021

one-legged fuck

To be standing behind a chick going at her while she is bent over with one leg planted on the ground, the other in the air. the arm opposite the leg in the air is raised above your head like a bull-rider's.

i had that chick bent over and i was hammering her and then i started to give her a one-legged fuck.

by the supple marmoset May 29, 2003

LUGGED

TO BE PLACED UNDER ARREST BY THE LAW (POLICE) USUALLY WITH SOME FORCE BEING APPLIED BY THE COPS

THE TWO CAR THIEVES WERE LUGGED IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING A HIGH SPEED CHASE BY THE POLICE.

by LIZZYANTHUS June 11, 2009

liggernogger

Getting a boner when you drink a Perk-A-Cola

"When you need some Jugger-nog" Oh thanks liggernogger you work like viagra!!!

by Okkg September 13, 2014

One Legged Spider

When a man inserts his penis into a sleeping person's open mouth, and blames any of the victim's side-effects the following morning on spiders.

Jason: "Jeez my throat is sore and dry, I must've slept with my mouth open"

Kyle: "Maybe you ate a spider?"

Jason: "Was it a One Legged Spider? God-dammit that's nasty"

by MOAR!? November 27, 2011

three legged pirate

Similar to the one legged pirate, but takes a real BDSM spin to it, upon completion of a one legged pirate swiftly kick your partner in the guts, and when they hit the poop deck with two knees and a hand (on grasping the stomach) immidiently go for yar prize, and finish once more in thar booty.

The spin off to 50 shades of grey is 50 shades of red, and contains the three legged pirate as the finisher

by the quacker February 19, 2015

three-legged dinosaur

a dinosaur that a kid draws and miserably fails.

(chris) wow look at that kids three-legged dinosaur
(brady) yeah totally not mine

by Illegal Memes October 4, 2016