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chris lease

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid
by goeber May 23, 2019
mugGet the chris leasemug.

pole-lease

Police in maori (or nigger) tongue
Yo its the pole-lease!
by Marcus Parkes June 11, 2006
mugGet the pole-leasemug.

Friend-in-Lease

Friends of your roommates that you never hang out with except through them. More than acquaintance, but less than a real friend.
Man, I can't call Tiffany. She's your friend. She's only my friend-in-lease.
by Dave R October 9, 2005
mugGet the Friend-in-Leasemug.

Leased IP

A leased IP, is an IP address you get from an ISP, that is in use, though the ISP company states other wise.

When you have a leased IP, there will be an IP address conflict, resulting in network connection loss.
A company gives you a leased ip, and the address is already in use by a Cisco IP phone. Both devices cannot use the address at the same time. Resulting in problems with your IP connection.
by X0rbit April 18, 2009
mugGet the Leased IPmug.

Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.
You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!
by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015
mugGet the Jewish Leasemug.

Leased out

Stressed, tired, hungover or mentally out of it (or a mix of any or all of the above).
Her: "Hey, are you okay? You seem distant."
Me: "I'm still leased out from the weekend"
by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003
mugGet the Leased outmug.

off the lease

Referring to something that someone does that causes them to be removed from there semi-permanent position.
Sally: “He went into my DVR and deleted my saved Alias Episodes!”

Larry: “He's so off the lease

Sally: “you know it... were done!”
by SpinJared July 3, 2005
mugGet the off the leasemug.

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