Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005

Lag Paradox

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.

John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.

by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010

Holiday lag

When you get used to a stupid sleeping routine, ie going to sleep at 4 am and waking at noon and you have to wake up at a reasonable time to travel or to work. Similar to jet lag

I felt so bad coming to school today because of the holiday lag

by Pineapplechok August 4, 2014

DVD lag

when you fall asleep with a dvd on and wake up to the sound of its menu or special features

guy 1- dude you looke horrible

guy 2- i know i woke up from dvd lag last night and i couldnt get back to sleep

by froutnh August 29, 2009

im lagging

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game

“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”

by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018

29er lag

What a 29er rider suffers from when they have shit fitness
Bobo stalled going over the hill because he has shit fitness and 29er lag

Ahhh that there is 29er lag

by Not BoBos Bush Bestie July 15, 2020

Lag-Dying

An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.

The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.

Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!

Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!

Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?

Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.

by Ab0mbs August 14, 2009