Bitch Lag

Occurs when you first see a girl and she is not attractive, however as time passes she starts getting more and more attractive, may take hours or months

Yo that girl bitch lagged me so hard.

by X-23S March 29, 2010

Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005

Lag Paradox

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.

John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.

by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010

DVD lag

when you fall asleep with a dvd on and wake up to the sound of its menu or special features

guy 1- dude you looke horrible

guy 2- i know i woke up from dvd lag last night and i couldnt get back to sleep

by froutnh August 29, 2009

im lagging

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game

“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”

by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018

lag munch

Someone who is playing a game online, either via console or pc, who has a crappy internet connection and or is downloading a huge file, that lags up a game, making everybody lag, therefore RUINING the game.

"What the hell! that guy is disappearing and appearing , I can't shoot him!, What a lag munch!"

by Mr.Xbox January 15, 2009

Lag-Dying

An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.

The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.

Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!

Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!

Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?

Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.

by Ab0mbs August 14, 2009