Lag death

The occurance of when playing an on-line game and your screen freezes due to a lag in your internet connection or with the game server, resulting in finding your character dead when you resume play.

Jim: "What happened? You were just sitting there while we were being attacked."

Bryon: "Sorry bro... serious lag problem"

Jim: "Dude. Lag death blows!"

by tmarshall October 4, 2006

Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005

Lag-Dying

An inexplicable death occurring during a heavily lagging multiplayer game.

The effected player may have full health/shields and/or be completely isolated from any percievable threat; such as, but not limited to, enemy players.

Player 1: Why the fuck did I die!? I had full shields and there's noone near me! Mcsnazzy498 killed me? Where the fuck is he!

Player 2: Shit! People are glitching left and right! This is so laggy!

Player 3: How am I supposed to kill anyone when we're all Lag-Dying?

Player 1: Fuck this game, I'm leaving.

by Ab0mbs August 14, 2009

DVD lag

when you fall asleep with a dvd on and wake up to the sound of its menu or special features

guy 1- dude you looke horrible

guy 2- i know i woke up from dvd lag last night and i couldnt get back to sleep

by froutnh August 29, 2009

Lag Paradox

When a game lags, but the playable character goes normal speed, making the game incredibly easy.

John: Man, the final world in Super Mario Bros. is hard!

Max: I wouldn't know. I won using a lag paradox.

by Wolf5297 January 6, 2010

Booze-lag

After drinking a few, you easily fall asleep only to wake up several hours later, wide awake and unable to return to sleep. The booze has upset your sleep cycle, similar to international or cross time-zone travel.

You: Dude, I had killer Booze-lag last night! I passed out after those margaritas at 9:30pm only to wake up with a vengeance at midnight. Too bad I have this presentation today and I'm wrecked...

by JJChairo November 25, 2009

convo lag

when talking to someone online has delayed replies resulting in frustration.

#1

Joe: "man, the chick i like has major convo lag tonight."
Jim: "she doesn't like you then, sucks to be you joe."

#2

Frank: "what's with the convo lag tonight man"
Bob: "sorry looking at porn and playing WOW"

by shazzatpm January 14, 2008