cheese kiwi

Cheese Kiwi is someone who is acting like a bitch on purpose, and also gay.

You’re such a cheese kiwi dude.
Yeah? Well I’m also gay.

by Suicide is badass May 7, 2019

Slumped kiwi

A sexy person who plays minecraft on ps3 and has a friend named alijah and he has all the bitches no matter he’s mr steal yo girl

Damn that’s slumped kiwi I thought he was ugly damn he’s got as fuck

by Definitely not slumped kiwi June 12, 2018

Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

kiwi fox

A fluffy green fox who is friends with Majira Strawberry

Dude1: do you know kiwi fox?

Dude2: Kill yourself furfag

by Dototsogdsotgiz May 28, 2019

Kiwi clap

When two gay guys are having anal sex and their balls are slapping together.

It was great except the kiwi clap.

by Buddy's Gay July 28, 2011

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005

kiwi fruit

A New Zealand homosexual.

A Gay New Zealander.

by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005