Karl Malone

I gave that transvestite hooker a serious Karl Malone.
by Drew Henson April 22, 2004
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Karl Jacobs

A super sweet, giggly ,and cute YouTuber and streamer( who did NOT ruin Mr beast)
person 1: Karl Jacobs is soo annoying. He RUINED Mr beast.

Me: WHAT?!??!? *Slaps across their face*
by BRUH_thatsPoggers November 30, 2021
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Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.
'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais
by see see July 05, 2004
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Karl Malone-It

To do anything and add a bit of the Karl Malone piazzazz by putting one hand on the head model style, be it slam dunking the basketball, or just adding a little extra flavor to a kick flip.
"That would've been extremely lame, except that he added a Karl Malone-it!! What a bad ass!"
by leche cristo May 15, 2009
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Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848
"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"
by kimmy booth June 01, 2005
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karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.
Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.
by RetardJesus February 21, 2015
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hot karl

Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
by Davyd R. Bard November 05, 2003
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