kaiden

smallest pp and has the worst haircut always and farts all the time

"ew kaiden stop farting for once"

by whoisthat_123 May 6, 2024

Kaiden

Guy who says is not gay but is zesty as fuck

Kaiden is so zesty hes almost about to have a crush on every single guy he sees

by EPGames May 22, 2024

Kaiden

Kaiden is a player who tries to get with girls for the fun of it when he is single. When he is taken and finds a girl he really likes, he becomes the most loyal and protective person around. Kaiden's are never a follower and can be a bit aggressive when someone challenges them. They are always honest and will always have their friends backs.

Girl 1 - "Kaiden has been texting me everyday, I think he likes me"

Girl 2 - "No he is just bored"

by Too.HoT.for.YOU November 25, 2021

Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024

Kaiden

AAAAAAAAAA KAIDEN IS THE NAME OF MY BOYFRIEND. HES HOMOPHOBIC AS FUCK. I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. ANDDD HE HATES JJBA. WHAT THE FUCK. HE GOT ME INTO JOJO. KAIDEN IF YOU EVER SEE THIS I HOPE YOU FUCKING CRY. ALSO GUESS WHAT IM FUCKING ONMISEXUAL AND A DEMI GIRL.

WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK UP WITH HIM YOU SAY?
I STILL LOVE HIM.

Me: Nikki kaiden's being a piece of shit again.

Nikki:Why don't you break up with him?

Me:Idk it's kinda like mixed feelings y'know?

Nikki:Yeah i guess..

by Stenity June 21, 2021