kaiden goat

kaiden is the greatest fucker of all time. better then anybody especially people whos names start with a b. he is the goat and is the greatest in all that he does. there are very few of these but youll know when you see one

person 1: yooo hes awesome at everything who is he

person 2: must be one if those kaiden goats

by 336kaid July 21, 2025

kaiden syndrome

Kaiden syndrome is a mental disorder people with this syndrome are obsessed with human shit they simply cannot put it down they collect shit like funko pops people with this syndrome usually have drawers full of shit and school lockers and beds etc people with this syndrome usually smell very stinky like a bad holme _ brea

Person one : why tf does that guy have human shit in his pocket that is simply outrageous.
Person two : oh the smell off him ima get sick. He definitely has kaiden syndrome.

by Jimmy batman December 21, 2023