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Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
by Giacomo G October 17, 2007
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Jettin

Jettin is a common insult for calling someone a hoe or a slut.
'Jettins' are usually bitchy whores who are very controlling.
Girl 1: "Look at that slut"

Girl 2: "Wow, she is such a Jettin.
by JettinHaters November 22, 2011
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Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.
Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.
by stonequay June 6, 2012
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Jetiquette

In-flight etiquette. The proper way to act during a flight. Polite behavior displayed on an aircraft by passengers and / or airline employees.
The guy who passed gas in row 17 really needs to brush up on his jetiquette.
by Miss Jetiquette October 22, 2010
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Jetherek

Man that jetherek is STILL there
by randomusernameofdoom April 28, 2011
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Jetai

Jetai's are very sassy and tend to tell little lies. They are divas, very glamorous. Even though they sometimes betray you they always make up for it. Jetai is my best friend
Jetai is bea!
by luv_my_piggies April 4, 2015
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jethro

generally referred to as gay giraffe nerd a very tall white bloke with black hair who likes to hang out with his sister. He has learnt to shoot poisoned paper just like his ancestors did in south Africa. He has a small weener. When he laughs his cholera breath diverts the person to faint on the spot. He likes to check out underneath his cat. In sounth africa he chases the african kids with a massive white stick. A very strick praiser of the KKK!!!
If you meet a jethro run for your life!!!
by 121454 December 10, 2018
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