mysticous

No hot wheels :(

Can ride an emu very goodly

mysticous

by CLiQChaos July 23, 2021

wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.

I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.

by Kaorivec October 16, 2022

mystic

A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo

Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard

by niggassitonmyballs February 2, 2022

Mystic

Fucking garbanzo ass name for anything in this world that jesus made. Also means salty in all different possible ways.

Mystic is gay as shit

by Goated beast carlos October 19, 2019

Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand while giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a mystic hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016

Dirty Mystic

When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.

Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.

by EsoMystic June 24, 2021

mystic boy

a homosexual man who is in denial of his sexuality. in the closet.

“Dude did you see Brad starring at Chris? He might be a mystic boy.”

by anonymous November 15, 2020