i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds

Sorry Darren I need time

by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020

I need a therian gf

When a guy is at his lowest point and would literally date a girl who likes to pretend she's an animal

Man I need a therian gf (it's over)

by DDistrict December 8, 2024

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is a PS2 style fps game made by joeveno. Cool fucking name

BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT is making me rage so dang MUCH!!!!!

by HumorDeath November 19, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I need help immediately

Song by 100 gecs

I need help immediately

by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023