I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

by anonymous July 29, 2024

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014

I need space

Leave me alone. PLEASE

Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space

by Chickenfeetslippers November 27, 2022

.9.I Need More skin.9.

.9.I Need More skin.9.

.9.I Need More skin.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

I need that!

Said when wanting to fight someone. Prison slang.

As the inmate got ready to fight, he asserted, “ I need that!”, while taking off his shirt.

by Epozar April 22, 2021

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023