Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

Hoofing

To kick or knee a woman in the vagina

She stepped on my foot and I hoofing her away was a reaction.

by Hoo f ing March 20, 2023

Hoof

To make a fist with your foot

My hoof is brutal

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.

Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.

by SLM99 July 15, 2022

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 1, 2023

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023