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by Bishopironside February 18, 2021

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".
Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!
by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017
