harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

Stalking and harassment

Why does stalking and harassment bother me?

Hym "Because it's stalking and harassment and it's happening in the immediate. And there doesn't need to be a reason beyond that. My interpretation of events is the correct one. Rejecting my interpretation and then fabricating an alternative isn't convincing anyone and it isn't intended to or going to convince me. All it does is give dogshit people license to participate in the lie. Just like the 'don't mess with out kids' angle. Anyone who needs to hear it doesn't care and I don't care either. I'm not sorry. I'm never going to BE sorry. I'm going to continue to not be sorry right up until I inevitably drain one of your kids for you trying to do this to me. This is a blatant attempt to steal a technological innovation and the online obstructionists a trying to help them get away with it. It's nothing more that status preservation from people who cannot or will not affect the course of history.

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Sexual Harassment

When you are having sexual intercourse with a lady friend and a guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls.

Guy 1: this is good sexing
Lady friend: yes agree
guy 2: (tickles guy 1’s balls)
Guy 1: yo stop sexually harassing me dude!
Lady friend: Sexual harassment is a bad thing
Guy 2: ok (leaves)

by El_Jaunito December 3, 2021

textual harassment

When someone is texting you and it's far too sexual for your liking. Unwanted texutal harassment.

Sarah was messaging me last night, it was textual harassment.

by Rawrrr... April 19, 2016

Harassment

harassment is when someone doesnt like some things i do :((((

"This creep has been harassing me for months then plays victim saying i threatened him when i just wanted to talk to him."
harassment

by catsrprettycool:) October 14, 2023

Harass Eilam Week

Between 23rd and the 29th of January you are allowed to harass or bully Eilam in any way shape or form be it online or in person.

Yay it's harass Eilam week.

by pollop1015 January 19, 2023

He harasses women!

Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.

Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024