all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.

person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf

by berber16 May 07, 2018

GAF

Acronym for "Grunge-As-Fuck"
Various items of clothing can be referred to as GAF. Some of these include Check shirts, Aviators, Chuck Taylor Hi-tops, and Wooly Beanies with Pom-poms hanging from the top, and two ears.
People that refer to themselves as GAF must be beaten unless they regularly wear 3 of these simultaneously.
Also popular with those of the GAF, is listening to the musical stylings of grunge bands such as Nirvana, doing a good ol' Hoedown, hunting Orc, and going for a fish.

*You see some dude walking past with aviators, chucks, a check shirt and a nirvana bumbag*
"Holey shit that's GAF"
you may only get away with saying "GAF-as-fuck" if you are severely intoxicated.

by Benjiman-Skullfuck January 13, 2009

gaf

give a fucj

i wake up and start gafing

by ee1eye January 11, 2023

Gaf

Abbreviation for give a fuck..... unless you are talking to someone named Rafael. In this case gaf means gay as fuck as Rafael is quite gay.

Did Rafael just get fucked by a boy. Thats so gaf.

by Rafael Lllllll May 03, 2022

Pro-gaf

You are pro give a fuck. You care, as opposed to don't GAF.

I am tired of all the apathy, I just want someone pro-gaf.

by firestorm7639347 November 23, 2020

GAF

GAF, also known as 'Give a fuck' is an abbreviation used by lazy people. This word essentially just means, 'I don't give a fuck'.

GAF about us getting caught.

by the human form of the 100 emoj November 14, 2020

Gaf

When someone heterosexual describes something (usually a joke) that is or relates to homosexuality when in reality the person describing is not homosexual.

I can't believe Manuel & Caleb were making some Gaf ass jokes in front of their girlfriends at the party yesterday.

by CoffeeFart August 11, 2017