Evan

A kind hearted absolute FUCKING HOTTIE WITH A HUMUNGOUS DICK

"That Evan?"

"Yea he has a massive dick"

by hahahahhahahahahfunny February 17, 2021

Evan

To be the best at everything they do and to be so strong not even the stronger person in the world can beat them

Evan is so dope

by Evan yo February 9, 2017

Evan

A guy who has a big willy and an all round good guy he’s the guy that all the girls want and all the boys are jealous

That Evan guy is hard as fuck

by Hagshdvd October 17, 2018

Evan

Cracks his knuckles all the time. can't say I don't like it though.

Damn did u hear that crack
must've been evan

by Editingmenorsmth April 11, 2022

Evan

He is a fuckboy but it preeettttyy cute.

Evan, go be friends with Joe. Oh wait, you're too much of a fuckboy to do that. WHOOPS!!

by welp.pls.get.this.famous. December 21, 2018

Evan

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 pronounced xaegobah

🕋👩 🦯🕋🕋🕋🕋👩 🦯🕋👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯👩 🦯 is so hot

Evan

by Xaegobah March 30, 2021

Evan

The youngest sluttiest fuc boi who’s so autistic that the energy he gives off is cancerous. Long story short he’s the cancer man.

Do you smell that??
Yeah I️t smells like...
THE CANCERMAN... Evan shouts as he walks in

by Jayveewhy August 7, 2018