Edward Cullen

The hottest fictional vampire from the Twilight Series of Stephenie Meyer to ever walk on the face of the Earth. Dazzles people without him noticing it. He is a virtuoso when it comes to the piano. An eloquent speaker. A fast car lover. The bronze haired, topaz eyed, forever 17 year old looking adopted son of Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen as well as the adopted sibling of Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Rosalie Hale and Emmett Cullen. A 108 year old virgin who married a human, Bella Swan, the klutz, whom he is obsessively in-love with. The father of the half-vampire, half-human baby girl, Renesmee.

He gives the new definition for the perfect guy.

The only vampire fictional character who gets millions of girls obsessed with - even dreaming of having a vampire like him for a boyfriend.

The only guy who made me rethink about the benefits of Immortality - especially if you're with a guy like him.

OH MY EDWARD! or OME

I am completely and irrevocably dazzled by Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen = perfect guy.

Eternal damnation never looked so good!

by friggincool September 25, 2008

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Famed through the despicable, abomination that is the Twilight series, Edward Cullen is an emotionally abusive character that is created so that normal males in the real world will never live up to Stephanie Meyer's picture of the ideal boyfriend through her incessant ramblings about how "flawless" he is. His lover is Bella, the weak and needy Mary Sue of the story, otherwise known as Stephenie Meyer portrayed in her deepest fantasies. I am female, and I think these books have a negative effect on female teenagers and develope unrealistic expectations.

Edward Cullen: "I watch you sleep and come into your room without you knowing ever night. I also really want to kill you."
Bella: *moans* "Do me. Please, I want you so bad! *inner monologue* his perfect lips, his flawless eyes, his angel body, sparkle sparkle sparkle his skin is like marble im blushing im blushing again oh wait i tripped you want to get married? sure ill get married if that means i can bang the crap out of you. and then ill get pregnant at 18 and name my demon baby Renesmee. what a lovely name, dont you think?

by dont make me vomit. July 29, 2010

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The hottest guy no lemme rephrase that; vampire to ever walk the planet.

characteristics:

Drop dead sexy
Gorgeous
Hott
Funny
Perfect
Has hott brothers
Hott
Hott
Sexy
Hott
I think you get it ;)

Edward Cullen has a hot brother named emmet and a hotter Brother named Jasper

by want2go2artschl February 21, 2009

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1. A vampire fron Stephanie Meyer's Twilight.

2. The most irresistable man/vampire alive.

3. Every women's fantasy.

4. Every man's worst nightmare.

I wish I could be Bella Swan, so that I could spent eternity with Edward Cullen.

by iLuhhEdward<3 May 24, 2009

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One Of The Main Characters In Stephenie Meyers Book Twilight!!! He Is A Totally Loving Hot Kind Strong Amazing Boy/ Vampire And He Loves Bella Swan The Main Character Of the Book!!! He Has Raised The Standards Girls Have For Boyfriends All Over The World!!!!! He Sparkels In The Sun.... Could It Get Any Better?

Boy:Hey Wanna Go Out?
Girl:Do You Sparkle Like Edward Cullen?
Boy:Who?
Girl:The Vampire From Twilight!!!!
Boy:Oh You Mean That Book Girls Love? Of Course I Don't Its Fictional!!!
Girl:Then I Can't Go Out With You, I Love Edward And Vampires That Sparkle!!!!
Boy:Dam Wish I Sparkled Thats The Tenth Girl To Turn Me Down With That Reason This Month!!!!

by ILoveEdwardCullen March 14, 2009

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