Call of Duty: Crap Ops 

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book

Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.

Call of Duty: Crap Ops by AL_PS3 January 26, 2011

Call Of Duty 4 

One of the great 360 games. Its more modern and about a war with America vs a fictional Russian terrorist group.

Its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took Halo 3 and made it have game sex with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.

Also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.

Person 1: Hey wanna play halo 3?

Person 2: Nah I'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play Call of Duty 4.

Person 1: So you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?

Person 2: Hells yes, so I can own them with my young people skillz!

Call Of Duty 4 by Snac P4c December 22, 2007

call of duty 

sucks.

person 1: i just got call of duty! it kicks ass!

person 2: Tell that to The Legend of Zelda, which has won game of the year at least 3 times, and takes more than a week to beat.

person 1: herp a derp de derp

call of duty by the smart part of the world December 23, 2010

Call of Duty 2

A great game (at least for PC) that is now finally being replaced by an even greater game, Call of Duty 4. Enjoyed two years of being second in players only to World of Warcraft, and enjoyed great competition for a long time. Will continue to dominate the World War 2 gaming scene for years to come most likely, even though hackers are becoming a huge problem.

I played in a Call of Duty 2 CAL match, and it was as heated and exciting as any sports match.

Call of Duty 2 by Samsclub November 30, 2007

Diaper duty 

having to babysitting an infant, who is too young, who is in the age that he don't know how to go to the bathroom,
and having to change diapers.

i can't go to the party i have to babysit my little brother, i will have t do this diaper duty for a while

Diaper duty by the martyr of the traitors February 3, 2018

Call of Duty 4 

The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
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Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?

Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?

Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............

Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!

Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!

Call of Duty 4 by Hady March 11, 2008

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 

The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.

Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?

Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz

Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Person Number 3: *facepalm*

Call of Duty Black Ops 2 by NinjaJ10 October 14, 2012