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Shnib-Dib

can i get a Shnib-Dib of that pizza?
by SkeezinRoundTown December 16, 2005
mugGet the Shnib-Dibmug.

infinite dibs

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*
by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018
mugGet the infinite dibsmug.

Dib stick

A Dib Stick is when someone forms their finger into a nuckle and penetrates it into the anal region of someone’s body causeing an immense sensation of both pleasure and pain.
by Dib Stick July 28, 2018
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Dibs

with dibs you can reserve/own things

the first person to call „dibs“ has all the rights. no lawyer can change that.
you can only „dib“ single things.

you can‘t call dibs on all the cokes in the world.

calling dibs on people has some special rules.

you are only allowed to call dibs on 5 persons per evening. these dibs count for 1 evening from mo - thu and from friday on these dibs count until sunday evening.

every person has 5 so called „dibs for life“
when you dib a girl or a boy for life your homies are never in their whole life allowed to have this person.

every person has 2 so called „undips“.
undips are making this person „not dib-able“ for lifetime. you can only undib persons that are not currently dibbed.

also and finally:
when sparks are already flying or your homie has something with a person you are not allowed to call dibs nor dibs for life. but you obv. wouldn‘t do that anyways right?

dibs always have to be called mouth to mouth. texting „dibs“ doesn‘t count except you can watch yourself in the eyes while texting dibs.
A: yooo, i call dibs on her
B: you can‘t, C already has dibs for life on her
C: thats right lol
A: ha, seems like you have no dibs for life left then.
by Prof. Doc Dibs September 25, 2023
mugGet the Dibsmug.

DIB

They prefer it behind, DIB style
by anonymous December 6, 2020
mugGet the DIBmug.

Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024
mugGet the Safety dibs shotgunmug.

dibs aren't in tune

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.
Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.
by isntit November 21, 2011
mugGet the dibs aren't in tunemug.

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