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this mothafucka loves fortnite and hes tall as fuck
guy:David, are you playing Fortnite?

David:yes

Guy:predictable
David by AnzoDictionary September 27, 2018
A nigga with a big dick, Hes sweet and charming and will treat you like a princes
David is so fine
David by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018
David is the best boi you will ever meet. He usually has curly brown hair, amazing blue eyes, and will always find excuses to hold your hands. He's super warm and will give out warm hugs when you're cold. David is completely oblivious to all the girls that have crushes on him, and he's pretty chill. If you make plans with him, he might ditch, but will come if you go to his house and drag him out.
If you're ever cold, just hug a David.
David by imjusttired-.- April 1, 2019
David.. how can one even begin to describe a David. He is so handsome and so funny. He will have you smiling all day.. that’s if you get a chance to hang out with him since he’s usually always busy. But if he’s head over heels for you he will definitely make the time regardless if he’s super tired from work/school. A simple guy, a daydreamer (you’ll notice he tends to be in his head a lot) great listener but also a chatter box when he’s in a silly mood, optimistic, and a bit of a flirt even if he doesn’t notice. He can charm just about anyone with his smile and his big brown eyes, it’s hard not getting stuck in them. David makes a great friend and spouse but if you have him as both well let me just say you are so LUCKY!!
David is sooooo cute!!!!
Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).
Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
David by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021
brown hair, attractive, looks like a sloth and does very well with girls with big lips.
"oh what a babe! he is a david"
david by dora lopez March 17, 2010