Christopher

A boy who gets all the girls and has a big wood

That boy gets bare tings, moving like Christopher you know

by Gvbmihgg December 30, 2018

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He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.

Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.

by Dlashea May 19, 2017

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Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.

Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.

by Sucksucksucksuckduckyfaceman September 7, 2018

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A midget with long brown hair because he cant afford to get a haircut and sells fucking pencils he finds on the ground to make money that he will waist on drugs and bitches.

Christopher is a stupid ass face

by bobbypen1569 April 7, 2017

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Gay ass motherfucker. He will suck your cock for free he would also fuck his friend Enrique and Matthew in a threesome of just three guys with no girls in it

Yo he’s so gay he must be a Christopher

by Small ass PP March 5, 2020

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