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Pornographic Chemistry

Pornographic chemistry is one of the most significant sciences we study daily in our world. Pornographic chemistry is the part of the porno where the two actors (whatever role they happen to be playing) act out the beginning of the story before the sexual contact actually takes place. It takes a very dedicated person to study each film they watch, gathering all the details from the beginning, climax and ending, before eventually climaxing and receiving post nut depression (PND). It is a risky science to go into to but the rewards one gains from such studies provide endless opportunity.
Yo man you should've seen the science research I got done last night! Pornographic chemistry is literally the best science there is!
by King Yaroslav October 30, 2019
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Miles from chemistry

An asshole who is so narcissistic that it’s incomprehensible. He’s disrespectful, rude, and stupid.
“Hey he’s almost as cocky as Miles from chemistry.
by Offended by him February 26, 2018
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chemistry

A class that I slept through
"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. (Insert name here). This is your child's chemistry teacher. Your child slept through the whole class today!"
by AlexWolf August 11, 2022
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Textual Chemistry

When you have great chemistry while texting with someone of the opposite sex
Wow, Jacks cute and all but our text game is so off that idk if this will last. We have no textual chemistry.
by KittyCatharine October 13, 2017
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chemistry

The reason for me to Hannah Baker, the reasons why my favourite bath bomb is my toaster :)
p1: do you like chemistry?
p2: no its the reason i want to die

p1: understandble, samesies!
by KimKsleftimplant March 28, 2022
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Olivia in Chemistry

Someone who becomes a jokester in the presence of any chemistry related subject, and says "sowwy, u probably hate me uwu" every 5 seconds.
You: Ugh this chemistry project is so hard!

Them: I'm having an Olivia in Chemistry moment, all I want to do is joke around! Sowwy UwU!
by bradmacdonald October 18, 2024
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Phone chemistry

When you have good chemistry over the phone (texting, calling, social media) but not necessarily in-person...
I have good phone chemistry with Alyssa....let's hope it's the same way in-person
by Abrafam dinkin April 19, 2023
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