butchers hook

Cockney rhyming slang for look.

Lemme av' a butchers hook at that then John

by James Betts June 17, 2006

Zoie Burgher

21 year old twerk streamer who is a whore who shakes her ass for money.
She is also a slut. She has 1 million subscribers on YouTube. She is famous for not reason.

Look it's zoie burgher she's on the news.

by jay ben day February 22, 2017

bunches

A term of endearment to call your mother. Slang of "Honey bunches of oats"

Hey bunches, I love you!

by Mia61316 January 12, 2008

Butcher and Bolt

Having sex with a female and leaving shortly after to attend other activities.

Origin: The phrase 'Butcher and Bolt' originated in the late 19th century as a military term to describe punitive expeditions in which a military element invaded a foreign land to exact revenge (or otherwise punish) before a timely withdrawal.

Male 1: Where have you been, we're on the second keg!
Male 2: I was over at Allie's.
Male 1: Nice - butcher and bolt?
Male 2: Heyyooo.

by md2020 August 26, 2013

Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005