A no-good drug addict that’ll cheat on his girlfriend multiple times, with two different people, but especially on their 3 year anniversary (5-21-15) and never tell her. Has major anger issues and will blame anyone and anything but himself when his own actions make shit worse. Probably going to be an alcoholic before 30, if he lives that long. Will never make anything of his life and is a complete waste of space.
Brian: I’ll cheat on my girlfriend in her bed and do drugs in her house but act like everyone else is the problem!
by U thought bitch u thought September 17, 2018
Brian is a psychopath. He is extremely impulsive and does whatever he wants. He might seem kind on the outside but on the inside he is worse than the devil himself. He will befriend you and stab you in the back the second he can. He has no morals. If you ever meet a Brian. Run.
by Sasuke's mommy September 16, 2019
by The flu guy November 12, 2019
A Brian is a funny guy if you have the same type of personality as him. If you don't, then he's a jerk. A Brian can be a nerd,
but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.
but no matter what he is, he's always on some sort of electronic device.
by Codfish0308 December 18, 2017
A fake-as-fuck person who cockblocks the homies. When you think of Brian, you think of the guy trying to puns your wife.
by King Luis of South Central November 20, 2016
"Son get out of my way"
"America is doomed "
Stop drinking so much coca cola"
Eat more mangos
Brian a cutie
"America is doomed "
Stop drinking so much coca cola"
Eat more mangos
Brian a cutie
by Ye mum gæ November 01, 2018
by KeyboardKaleidoscope May 24, 2019